Don't Talk Shit

i don't think anyone could resist dem titties tbh

They are the best titties in the world.

It's alright if you like Stephen! If it makes you feel any better, he loves your bomb-ass titties.

my tits are great. He can’t resist them.

Who's more fun to mess with: Robin Ince or Karl Pilkington?

Anonymous

Robin. You can’t understand the joy I have from messing with him.

i hate kpoop.

Anonymous

wh-what?

you're just jelly i'm more ruggedly handsome

altho you have a much better rack

I swear im not.
Dont you think steves hot too? *_* we all wanna marry him

Anonymous

hi i'm stephen merchant's future husband

B)

You know you had a thing for him since you've met, why else would you hire a 20 year old >:)

Hi
I am stephen merchants future wife

Anonymous

I like how you totally accept the fact that you may have slept with Stephen XD